February 2012
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Amount Of Things I Want To Do Today:
Zero Point Zero Zero.
Feb 24th
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Feb 24th
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Drunk. Drunk. Drunk.
I deal with my emotions correctly.
Feb 24th
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Feb 24th
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Feb 24th
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Feb 24th
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“Here’s my relationship advice in a few words: It will pass. It will get...”
– John Green on Breakups
Feb 23rd
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expectations: I'm just going to take a quick power nap and I'll wake up refreshed and energized
reality: passed out cold for five hours solid, wake up not knowing what day it is or what the last meal you ate was
Feb 23rd
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Feb 23rd
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Feb 23rd
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Feb 22nd
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Feb 22nd
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Am I The Only Person That Holds Their Breath
When car’s tires screech for a long period of time? I’m always petrified to hear the crash afterwards. It’s usually rare, but when it happens I almost have a heart attack.
Feb 22nd
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Things I've Almost Accomplished Today:
Falling off another curb into traffic There’s no excuse. Except curbs are tricky.
Feb 22nd
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Things I've Accomplished Today:
Eating Showering Youtubing Blowing my nose a lot I make life extremely hard on myself by not doing what I’m supposed to. I know this. 
Feb 21st
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Feb 21st
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Feb 21st
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Feb 20th
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Feb 20th
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The hardest part of any given day is getting out...
Feb 20th
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Feb 20th
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Feb 20th
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Feb 20th
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Feb 19th
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Feb 19th
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Feb 18th
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I've Been Watching Cat Videos On Youtube For...
Crazy Cat Lady here I come!
Feb 18th
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Feb 18th
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Feb 18th
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Feb 17th
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“Oh… Is that brain?! I hope it’s not an important parg of my blurn.”
– Liz Lemon / Blowing Her Nose / Best Episode of 30 Rock Ever.
Feb 17th
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I Can Take A Really Long Time To Get Ready.
I mean, the stereotypical forever long. But the amount of time it takes to get undressed and back in my bed is about two seconds. I see nothing wrong with this.
Feb 17th
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"I Wouldn't Mind Hanging Out, But I'm Just Not...
-_- What if I just wanted to be friends? (I mean, I don’t, but get off your high horse). Still got a number.
Feb 17th
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Feb 17th
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Feb 16th
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Oh. My. God. Oh. My. God. Oh. My. God.
Oh. My. God. Oh. My. God. Oh. My. God. Oh. My. God. Oh. My. God. Oh. My. God. Oh. My. God. Oh. My. God. Oh. My. God. Oh. My. God. Oh. My. God. Oh. My. God. Oh. My. God. Oh. My. God. Oh. My. God. Oh. My. God. Oh. My. God. Oh. My. God. Oh. My. God. Oh. My. God. Oh. My. God. Oh. My. God. Oh. My. God. Oh. My. God. Oh. My. God. Oh. My. God. Oh. My. God. Oh. My. God. Oh. My. God. Oh. My. God. Oh. My....
Feb 16th
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Feb 16th
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QUOTE OF THE WEEK:
mellypurrtado: I kind of just want to be friends with him and go from there…very far…like naked far. Thank you Sam for making my night. Love, Swarles. I keep things classy.
Feb 16th
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Feb 16th
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Feb 16th
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Anonymous asked: you have a serious problem with kaolas. its not good to be that obsessed with something.
Feb 16th
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Feb 15th
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Feb 15th
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The Only Other Reason I Will Get Out Of Bed Today:
Mother. Fucking. Steak & Shake.
Feb 14th
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The Only Reason I Got Out Of Bed Today:
To eat leftover birthday cake.
Feb 14th
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Feb 14th
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Feb 14th
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Feb 14th
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Feb 14th
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Feb 14th
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