February 2012
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Amount Of Things I Want To Do Today:
Zero Point Zero Zero.
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Drunk. Drunk. Drunk.
I deal with my emotions correctly.
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Here’s my relationship advice in a few words: It will pass. It will get...
– John Green on Breakups
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expectations: I'm just going to take a quick power nap and I'll wake up refreshed and energized
reality: passed out cold for five hours solid, wake up not knowing what day it is or what the last meal you ate was
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Am I The Only Person That Holds Their Breath
When car’s tires screech for a long period of time? I’m always petrified to hear the crash afterwards. It’s usually rare, but when it happens I almost have a heart attack.
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Things I've Almost Accomplished Today:
Falling off another curb into traffic
There’s no excuse. Except curbs are tricky.
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Things I've Accomplished Today:
Eating
Showering
Youtubing
Blowing my nose a lot
I make life extremely hard on myself by not doing what I’m supposed to. I know this.
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The hardest part of any given day is getting out...
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I've Been Watching Cat Videos On Youtube For...
Crazy Cat Lady here I come!
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Oh… Is that brain?! I hope it’s not an important parg of my blurn.
– Liz Lemon / Blowing Her Nose / Best Episode of 30 Rock Ever.
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I Can Take A Really Long Time To Get Ready.
I mean, the stereotypical forever long.
But the amount of time it takes to get undressed and back in my bed is about two seconds. I see nothing wrong with this.
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"I Wouldn't Mind Hanging Out, But I'm Just Not...
-_-
What if I just wanted to be friends? (I mean, I don’t, but get off your high horse).
Still got a number.
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Oh. My. God. Oh. My. God. Oh. My. God.
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QUOTE OF THE WEEK:
mellypurrtado:
I kind of just want to be friends with him and go from there…very far…like naked far.
Thank you Sam for making my night.
Love, Swarles.
I keep things classy.
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Anonymous asked: you have a serious problem with kaolas. its not good to be that obsessed with something.
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The Only Other Reason I Will Get Out Of Bed Today:
Mother. Fucking. Steak & Shake.
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The Only Reason I Got Out Of Bed Today:
To eat leftover birthday cake.
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