Dignity; Always Dignity: Archive

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My Life As I Know It.

I’m sitting in my Snuggie (raising the roof), whilst reading a book, and eating rock candy… Partyin’ like it’s 1999!

Dec 29th

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At Least You Can't See What The Present Is.

It’s like asking a 4 year old to wrap something. I’ll never be able to make a present look like a present because the amount of paper and tape used is absurd.

Dec 24th

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Watching Wheel Of Fortune And Working 40 Hour...

When did I become middle aged?

Dec 22nd

Side Note:

Even though I’m a baby, I highly recommend everyone to go see Black Swan because it was beautifully insane.

Dec 21st

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Beware Of Your Cat On The Bathroom Counter While...

Because they will try to play with one end of the string while you use the other. Jsyk.

Dec 20th

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Life Is So Easy Here.

Honestly, I’ve been shopping and have made cupcakes and have eaten at the best little mom&pop places and it should be snowing (seeing as it’s in the 30s and raining but whatever) and everything just seems so simple. I hate Florida.

Dec 18th

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ALWAYS.

There always has to be one crying baby on a plane. Sorry V, I’m not having your son anymore. C, you can go ahead.

Dec 16th

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There Are Sooooo Many ~*Serxii*~ People At This...

LOL JK

Dec 16th

I WANT A MAGIC BULLET.

#Late Nite Infomercial Time

Dec 16th

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I Have The Hottest Room In The House In The Summer...

Meaning at this moment I feel like I’m sitting under an igloo of blankets waiting for any slight body heat to give me a glimpse of warmth. (Yeah, I said I’ll take 20 degrees over humidity any day, but I meant when it’s outside and not in a place that I’m supposed to be COMFORTABLE in).

Dec 15th

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I Like That Even Our Failures Turn Into Success.

And that’s why I’m friends with who I’m friends with. (SAY SUMTHIN!!)

Dec 15th

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Central Floridans. Listen.

Yes, it never usually gets this cold here. Yes, we’re needing to shop for cold weather clothes. But remember summer? Remember how we DIE and turn gooey because of the humidity? I’ll take 20 degrees over the heat any day.

Dec 14th

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Dear Disney Tourists,

Thank you for smothering me with your ridiculous questions. Also, I can’t get enough of how close you need to be to me when you ask me them. The smell of Disney all day couldn’t be more fragrant. Always, your biggest fan.

Dec 14th

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That Moment...

When the person you used to talk to walks in and doesn’t acknowledge you for the first 10 minutes and then does say hi while eating the donuts his girlfriend brought…

Dec 13th

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I Wish Those Old Shows They Sell In DVD Sets Were...

You know… Like Dean Martin’s Show and the Carol Burnette Show… (don’t mind me, just watching the television at 1am).

Dec 12th

I Used To Be A Dancer.

So I woke up early to take a class (that’s similar to yoga but not). I’ve never felt so old in my entire life. I can barely touch my toes… Also having a hard time walking because my muscles hurt… So now I’m heading home to take a nap.

Dec 11th

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Naps Will Be The Only Things That Keep Me...

Dec 10th

shanzizcassette asked: Remember that time I was stupid and asked you to open the door to a building you didn't live in?

Dec 10th

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OMG I'M DONE WITH ALL OF THIS AND CAN HARDLY...

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Dec 9th

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Referring to the the random Twilight and Vampire...

Sam: Hey are you going to umm take your posters with you when you move out?
Suitemate(drunk): I don't know did you want me to leave them, I can.
Sam: No...-_-
 (lol, she has despised those posters since they were put up. hahahahha)
Sam: "Sorry I just don't like twilight" 
 hahahah
 (maybe you had to be there, but it brightened my night XD )

Dec 9th

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"All these places had their moments, with lovers...

fuckyeahthebeatles: John Lennon wanted us to imagine many things. There was one thing, however, he never could have imagined: how the world would come together, distraught, while learning the news of his death. In fact, in his last interview before his murder, his comments were tragically ironic. In a December 5, 1980, interview for Rolling Stone, he complained about critics who he said were...

Dec 8th

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