March 2012
70 posts
1 tag
OK I'M STARTING THIS PAPER NOW.
I’M STARTING THIS PAPER NOW.
3 tags
That One Feeling
You get when you thought your paper that’s due tomorrow had to be 7-9 pages long, when, as it turns out, it only has to be 5-7. Living the Procrastinator’s Dream~
2 tags
1 tag
1 tag
February 2012
137 posts
1 tag
2 tags
“Life isn’t fair. It’s not like when you’re standing in a field...”
– Zeigler / Professor of Communications
1 tag
4 tags
1 tag
1 tag
2 tags
1 tag
3 tags
5 tags
3 tags
3 tags
Kristen Wiig and Maya Rudolph present the Oscar...
KRISTEN: Six beautiful -- some say handsome, women invited by the Academy not only to present three awards, but also to shatter the common belief that size does not matter. I hate to tell you guys this, but it kinda does.
MAYA: Yes, but not length. (Beat.) As my grandma used to say: it can be short and still make your toes curl. And I believe, in my heart, my grandma wasn't referring to wieners, but to short films.
KRISTEN: See, I'd rather have a short film with some heft that's nice to me rather than a long film that just lies there and makes you do all the work.
MAYA: Yeah, but sometimes a film can be too long.
KRISTEN: Not for me.
MAYA: What?
3 tags
1 tag
2 tags
1 tag
1 tag
2 tags
1 tag
1 tag
Amount Of Things I Want To Do Today:
Zero Point Zero Zero.
1 tag
1 tag
Drunk. Drunk. Drunk.
I deal with my emotions correctly.
5 tags
1 tag
2 tags
4 tags
“Here’s my relationship advice in a few words: It will pass. It will get...”
– John Green on Breakups
1 tag
expectations: I'm just going to take a quick power nap and I'll wake up refreshed and energized
reality: passed out cold for five hours solid, wake up not knowing what day it is or what the last meal you ate was
1 tag
5 tags
2 tags
3 tags
1 tag
Am I The Only Person That Holds Their Breath
When car’s tires screech for a long period of time? I’m always petrified to hear the crash afterwards. It’s usually rare, but when it happens I almost have a heart attack.
1 tag
Things I've Almost Accomplished Today:
Falling off another curb into traffic
There’s no excuse. Except curbs are tricky.
1 tag
Things I've Accomplished Today:
Eating
Showering
Youtubing
Blowing my nose a lot
I make life extremely hard on myself by not doing what I’m supposed to. I know this.
1 tag
2 tags
4 tags
3 tags
1 tag
The hardest part of any given day is getting out...
1 tag
1 tag
2 tags
1 tag
